Thursday, November 10, 2005

Hello, You've Reached God. I Can't Come to the Phone Right Now, Since You Voted Me Out of Your Town.

From the stupid Republican files:

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover. If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city. And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there."

Guess who said this. Come on, it's not that hard. I'lll give you a hint: he wanted the US to play asassination tango with Venezuelan demogogue, Hugo Chavez.

You can view's this person's rant here.

Hat tip to Andrew Sullivan.

5 Comments:

At 6:15 PM, Blogger Markh said...

Paging Reverend Lovejoy....

It's almost like a Simpsons plot, it's so silly.

Poor old Pat Robertson. When will Jesus come to get him?

 
At 11:52 PM, Blogger Paul Wartenberg said...

This is... I mean... Okay, hello, Christians? Why him? Why are you paying attention to Pat Robertson? Out of 100,000 plus ministers out there who are actually do their jobs in the churches and their communities, why are you letting this egofreak pretend to be a preacher? He's a businessman pretending to be a priest, people, okay? I mean, he's the Terrell Owens of wannabe ministers right now, and he pulls this insulting crap every so often just so we can pay attention to his sad lonely life, if only there were an NFL to suspend this snake-oil salesman and let the real speakers of God's will do their stuff in the real churches and temples. He's not a priest, he just plays one on TV, okay? Arrrggh, it just makes you wanna go to the National Cathedral to light all the candles and pray that the Good Lord has a sense of humor to strike Pat bald on live TV or something...

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Mitch/Mike said...

Sadly, he's collecting Social Security checks and preaching anarchy to his faithful viewers. This guy is a nut; he's made treasonous statements about a repeat of the American revolution.

 
At 5:43 AM, Blogger T.L. Stanley said...

Pat Robertson is an eccentric. Thank goodness it is not a crime to be eccentric in America. If being an eccentric were a crime, Louis Farrakhan, would surely be in trouble. Also, did Al Gore really invent the internet and does he really believe that the combustion engine should be outlawed. My oh my, eccentrics are everywhere. Take care.

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger The Truffle said...

Dennis, man, I have to admire you for staying in the same party as these freaks. Stand firm and you'll take your party back.

 

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